2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 1691

Imagine having an emergency elf

 

now this is the dream

 

They were merging and went "oh shit Elf's here" and had to flee the scene

 

Ah yes Jacob, the kind of emergency that is so time sensitive you opt for the least effective mode of transportation available to you

 

That is immensely impressive foresight considering we were waiting for like an hour

 

They had to get a head start

 

If you have to poop leaving your car and wandering off the road is better than shitting yourself in your car

 

ITS 285 JACOB THERE IS NO OFF ROAD THERE IS ONLY ROAD

 

Can you imagine the feeling of walking back to your car and seeing a traffic jam behind it and trying to decide whether or not to get back in it with everyone waiting there angry

 

I'd just be like "I'll buy a new car"

 

The definition of

 

I would just pull a “I did not know I couldn’t park here” and drive away quickly.

 

Extra points if he still shit his pants

 

i don’t need an empty house i enjoy the company of my family

built different i guess

 

tmi

 

Same but my mother in law should still go on a trip sometime without us

 

don’t ever get an empty house. I get to play “how many garage beers can I chug in 4 minutes before I go back in” though

 

I've got two bedrooms and one additional person. We can be alone whenever we want and it's amazing

 

i wanna play this

 

Same and without any shitty ass kids too

 

Everyone is lying if they say they wouldn’t enjoy a few days alone

 

I always think I do until everyone's gone and then it's about 5 minutes before I miss everyone

 

That means the thread isn't posting enough to keep me occupied

We need more posts

 

I’m going to go build a terrarium and have the SoCo show, gonna lounge in the pool with Murph and grimace peeking over the fence

 

We're going to see Drive-By Truckers tomorrow hell yeah