2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 1546

and not married

 

I once knew a guy who was suffering from insane sleep deprivation. He started hallucinating a guy he "met" on a plane and it seemed simple enough but then he ended up starting a terrorist organization

 

cant forget this

 

Pure Alpha

Pure Beta

 

Whoops

 

was Meatloaf somehow involved in this story?

 

why would someone be named Meatloaf?

 

I would do anything for love, but I won't talk about fight club

 

his name was robert paulson

 

oh yeah that guy.

shame what happened to him

 

R.I.P Bob

 

y'all ever just like, lie in social situations for no other reason than to do it lol

 

All the time just to see if my friend Courtney will believe me. She always does. And this was before she had her kid. She's screwed now.

 

no I'm not a fucking asshole

 

Can’t wait to ride three caballeros together man

 

sociopath

 

she was before too apparently

 

you know I keep circling back to this thinking it’s a joke but I also think it’s a high possibility

 

*bank rejects Uhaul transaction*
Bank: Oh that's weird lol try again
*rejects it again and locks the account*
Bank: lol fuck you, okay but for real it's all good do it again"
*rejects it again*
CarpetElf: i have the funds, what's the problem
Bank: literally kys

 

this is your punishment for lying

 

since when have banks operated around morals

 

this is bigger than banks

 

Don't banks lie all the time too

 

Sean pro big bank

 

We actually met at a party but it does sound like a good time.