2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 1232

I’ll dropkick a fucking goose. I don’t give a fuck.

 

i've lived it. i got chased by one just last week because i was fuckin takin my garbage out and i walked a little too close to the babies.

 

It probably feels crazy to grab a goose by the neck and whip it like a frisbee

 

made me blurt laugh

 

There were SO many geese in Denver

 

there used to be so many down by Heinz field that it was almost impossible to not step in goose shit on the way to the game.

 

required reading for the nfl thread apparently

 

y’all wouldn’t last five seconds with a goose

 

Brb gonna record myself dropkicking several geese.

 

Let's be real....if a gorilla is running from a goose, no one here is standing their ground

 

gorillas don't know the true power they possess

 

How do they feel about bike lanes?

 

the most noble of goose deaths

 

give that gorilla a gun and see what happens

 

the 2024 republican platform everyone

 

the plot of the next planet of the apes


you’re welcome Hollywood

 

are you saying harambe shoulda killed that kid

 

they kill all cyclists

 

I don't want to get banned murph

 

Today is the 8th anniversary of Harambe's death...what are the odds?

 

idk how many people will remember this but when Kobe died someone posted a RIP picture in a serious manner and it was harambe and random celebrities welcoming Kobe to heaven


I think about this every day

 

im here without harambe
but hes still on my lonely mind
i think about harambe
and i dream about him all the time

 

So simple, yet so beautiful. I'm sorry for your loss