2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 1161

haha sucks to suck, I'm not getting a raise so now you shut the fuck up for nothing, loser.

 

is the who, you fucking ass gopher

 

The only good post of the day

 

And it's already been one-upped. Sean's a fucking ass gopher.

 

whats an ass gopher

 

you don't want to know

 

Gopher deez idk

 

donnie knows

 

look in a mirror

 

When I posted this I had a moment where I just thought about what my parents were doing when they were 32 compared to me making posts like these at 32

 

Donnie gonna come in and post a some fucked up traumatizing story about his interaction with an ass gopher

 

my parents were both 31 when I was born so I guess they were raising 4 kids, 9 & younger

sucks lol

 

when my parents were 32 they were done having kids and im sitting here (at 35) trying to think of a non-crude way to say id honestly love to gopher myself into an ass right now

how the times do change

 

My dad was 30 and my mom was 26 when I was born so I guess they spent 32 regretting everything

 

toss a few of these over the fence would ya?

 

my old boss a Lowe's and his wife had 3 kids, each 6 years apart, so it's like oh, you're going to be raising kids in your home for at minimum 30 years

 

The ass gopher is the thing throwing the worms at him while he drives past or something

 

huh

 

Take a lap Chad

 

My brother and I are 10 years apart....3pm on a Thursday when my dad was 38, he was getting off work and heading to the bar, probably having conversations similar to this thread. Mom was probably at home taking care of my brother

 

Some of us can do both, raise kids AND ponder the meaning of Sean's Ass Gopher life. #BuiltDifferent

 

I hope when humanity is extinct and life from another planet takes over this world they find this post

 

Look, that was about Donnie having a trauma about ass gophers and in the time I typed it like 12 posts happened

 

I'd take a lap but I JUST got caught up here