2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 958

neat, I’ve been talking myself into some new GM not being afraid of free agency and maximizing the roster in the AR rookie contract window for the off chance he magically gets his shit together this offseason

 

as long as george kittle doesnt have a 33 pt night tonight i will return this greeting to you

 

Prayer circle for George Kittle to take a hike

 

Also would really like the Lions to shit all over the 49ers tonight. I need:

Gibbs
Laporta
St. Brown
Leonard Floyd
Jack Campbell

to out score Kittle by 53 points to beat Laura

 

Go Gibbs

Do not go Goff

 

i had the like 2 guys on the lions defense that didnt die on my idp team. shame i didnt do so well in that one

 

I need you to lose so Laura can finish in 1st in one of my leagues and last in the other

 

As long as he doesn’t have 47 I will also return some greetings your way in my main league.

(but also need him and Guerendo and st brown to out score jamo by 15 in my dynasty league so let’s make this happen)

 

Come on…admit that a part of you would think it funny if I randomly join your league and go back-to-back champ right off the bat

 

I hope George Kittle goes the fuck off tonight

 

I hope your mom goes the fuck off tonight

 

she already is, per my sources

 

Noticed a specific repetitive sound in the laugh track of The Drew Carey Show, this may ruin my life

 

she’s sick dave

 

hope your mom feels better

 

Is it laughter

 

To be fair she only finished last cuz everyone overdrafted football so she skipped it and then she lost 2 wins due to the incident

 

It’s a very distinct “Ha heyyyy” guffaw

 

One of my favorite things about kpop is that when a tragedy happens companies release official statements like “Due to the death of 300 civilians in a train crash we will be postponing the release of “BTS Tries Banana Bread” by 1 day”

 

The fact that you’re watching the Drew Carey show says your life is already severely at risk

 

wish dorf could quote correctly

 

I was trying to clear some boxes out of my freezer tonight so I used steakums and mozzarella sticks to make cheesesteaks and it seemed like a slam dunk in my mind but it ended up being pretty underwhelming.

 

New trend for 2025 jump on the bandwagon

 

I will not respect dorf’s endeavor

 

Edit all his quotes to make them normal