2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 711

Yes me and Matt have ADHD thanks for noticing

 

great city

 

I need a Xanax

 

Exchange when someone was loading something in my trunk today:

Him- what kind of gun do you shoot?
Me- huh?
Him- what do you shoot?
Me- what are you talking about?
Him (points at noise-cancelling headphones in my trunk)- my son wears those same headphones when he and I go shooting
Me- oh. I just have a kid with autism.

 

Nope! Only seen it once in theaters

 

Always some asshole motherfucker encouraging his party of 12-15 people to stay over an hour after close and asking us if we can reopen the bar our bartender cleaned and shut down half an hour ago

 

Well yeah, a nice polite gentleman wouldn't ever do that

 

total grimace move

 

Ok they left $500 on top of the gratuity and left by 11:15 that’s not that bad, considering the number of weekends recently we’ve been stuck here past midnight for only the regular gratuity

 

brother I don’t like being in a restaurant or store 30 minutes before they close. I’ve worked in restaurants forever and those people are assholes. I legit get anxiety if I’m the last person in a place before they close.

 

k

 

Bet murph feels like a dick

 

bet not

 

Murph does not have feelings

 

the posting life has hardened me

 

hmm

 

Saaaaaame. But an hour instead of 30 lol

 

Maaaaan it’s not fair. I killed it with Maisie’s wake up last night. Up and down in about 25 mins fed and changed. Everyone was asleep and cool and then out of nowhere Milo starts crying at nothing just as I fall back asleep, waking Maisie back up for the day now. That kid is so grounded.

 

I slept good last night

 

I’m very happy for you Grant

 

i also slept well

 

I’ve made use of my not sleeping by watching Whiplash

 

good morning to those who slept beautifully

 

hope he hits you with a ground DEEZ

 

you gotta just tell the kid to pipe down