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2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 1651

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Melody Bot, Oct 20, 2024.

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  1. JoshIsMediocre

    RIP ModJosh (he left) Supporter

  2. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Supporter

  3. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Supporter

    "Just got a tattoo for my favorite Mavs player ever! Now time to check the news"
     
  4. popdisaster00

    On my way to better things Moderator

    [​IMG]
     
  5. theagentcoma

    linktr.ee/jordansmith.author Prestigious

    I still cannot answer this question like a normal person so I'll just make it harder to understand by posting the extremely nerdy blurb:

    Centuries have passed since the Dhal’nar fled the Sphere of Man after being hunted to near extinction. All that remains of the otherworldly race are the forgotten relics and ruins of an ancient age, now coveted by human hands.

    Aliss Cistalion has never set foot beyond her city’s walls. An untested servant of the Prophet, Dhal’nar history is heresy to her creeds. But someone high in the Luviatran Empire believes otherwise, deeming her worthy of leading her first expeditionary force. The Empire’s very survival hinges on her mission: to pursue the rumors of a Dhal’nar relic buried behind enemy borders. Intent on restoring her Empire’s glory, Aliss leaves everything she’s ever known and loved behind, with no promise of seeing any of it ever again.

    Across the sea, the Protectorate are the long-hated enemies of the Empire and seek the rumored Dhal’nar relics for themselves. Already, they possess a powerful Dhal’nar craft capable of prophecy, and seek to plunder yet another jewel to add to their trove. Having lost their lands to the Protectorate centuries ago, Aliss and her squad of veterans must outrace them, lest her dying Empire be doomed to become a footnote in the annals of man.
     
  6. theagentcoma

    linktr.ee/jordansmith.author Prestigious

    Some tropes include:

    Heroine's Journey
    Forbidden Love
    Tragic Hero
    Faustian Bargain
    Greedy Empire
    The Prophecy
    The Mentor and the Student
    Forced Alliance
    The Quest
    The Drunken Master
     
  7. theagentcoma

    linktr.ee/jordansmith.author Prestigious

    Alright I'm done sorry

    Go birds
     
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  8. More like anals of man
     
  9. Sorry
     
  10. JoshIsMediocre

    RIP ModJosh (he left) Supporter

    Thank you for your time, I’ll share with her
     
  11. theagentcoma

    linktr.ee/jordansmith.author Prestigious

    A very robust 'hell yeah' to her and good luck
     
  12. Texas Flood

    Mulva? Supporter

    slightly hungover this morning and about to crush some McDonald’s.


    Stay blessed y’all
     
  13. Sean Murphy

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  14. Sean Murphy

    Most Prestigious Supporter

    Im gonna smash a few hashies this mornin myself ol floody
     
  15. imthegrimace

    Here I Am, So Glad You Are Supporter

    I know it’s not but this feels racist
     
  16. JoshIsMediocre

    RIP ModJosh (he left) Supporter

    She has offered to beta read for you (sex thing?) and wanted to know where you are in the publishing process
     
  17. Sean Murphy

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  18. MidDave

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    I’m also feeling a tad hungover this morning. But at least I didn’t give away my most valuable asset for nothing lol
     
  19. Sean Murphy

    Most Prestigious Supporter

    Im proudly not hungover
     
  20. theagentcoma

    linktr.ee/jordansmith.author Prestigious

    Lmaaooo

    I'm like a month away from hitting the 'publish' button so beta reads were like a year ago, but she can definitely be a beta for the next book!
     
  21. theagentcoma

    linktr.ee/jordansmith.author Prestigious

    (NOT a sex thing)
     
  22. Texas Flood

    Mulva? Supporter

  23. JoshIsMediocre

    RIP ModJosh (he left) Supporter

    Fine. We’ll buy a copy, you convinced me
     
  24. spreadthehummus2321

    wanna go for a ryyyde

    [​IMG]
     
  25. Sean Murphy

    Most Prestigious Supporter

    Hey man thats joshs beta wife youre talkin about
     
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