2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 1474

i punched someone smack dab in the middle of their forehead once and that shit hurted

 

Hardest bone in the human body or something idk

 

She’s well sourced but she is annoying

 

So you’re saying when you hit a motherfucker, you hit that motherfucker?

 

Hell yeah let's get weird in Vegas

 

exactly lmaoooo

 

*in the mdidle of my first fight ever because i finally met one person that didnt love or adore me*

"wait hold on i need to open an nfl thread on a blink 182 fan site to read a post to make sure im going to punch you correctly"

 

I mean he's not wrong though and a lot of people do the wrong thing lmao

 

Put it on a flashcard you numbskull

 

I did once punch my brother in the arm when I was in middle school and I broke my thumb

He got in trouble for it

 

i wouldnt know if he was wrong or right because ive never had to punch anybody because everyone ive ever met has loved and adored me (shut up dave)

 

he was probably annoying the fuck out of me idk

 

I'm just saying, imagine how shell shocked your opponent would be if you called time out to check chorus for punching notes. It's called psychological warfare you dummies.

 

Got a customer with the license plate "EWWDAVD" and her answering machine is "...Ferris Bueller once said 'Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it..." beep.
I wish I was a free enough spirit to live that way.

 

Brother, the only one holding you back is you

 

what do you do chad

 

Another customer with a voicemail that changes for world events. It's like "Well, it's 2025 now and things are awfully weird out there, huh? We should all take some time to yadda yadda..." it's wild.

 

Eww fucking her too then damn

 

this is a Big John Henderson quote by the way I'm not advocating fighting lol. There's a clip of his game day ritual, which was to get smacked hard in the face right before he walks out of the tunnel, i guess to get his adrenaline ready to smile in the face of pain so he'll be in the "tough guy" mindset from the first snap? And since it was on camera the guy like slapped him softly and he yells at him "THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, HARDER JOE!!" and after a harder hit he goes into pumped up gameday talk like "THAT'S WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT! MAKE THAT BLOOD COME OUT! YOU DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SOFT SHIT, WHEN YOU HIT A MOTHAFUCKA YOU HIT THAT MOTHAFUCKA"

he's one of the Jags' GOATs for sure hahaha

 

Your mom.

 

I punched a guy in the head with my keys cause he tried choking my friend against a wall at a party.