2023 NFL Mock Draft 1.0: Chorus Users! What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out! Football • Page 12

He might not have lasted passed me next

 

Cincinnati Bengals select Dawand Jones, OT, Ohio State

La'El Collins is almost certainly not playing next year. I would rather he play without an ACL and MCL than have to watch the atrocity that was the right side of the Bengals line last year. Jonah isn't off my shit list either but he can at least somewhat play. Dawand eats glass, a requirement of Frank Pollack's, and has an almost 90" wingspan, which by my very quick research would give him the longest arms of any offensive lineman in at least a decade.

 

@Night Channels aints

 

The New Orleans Saints select:

Lukas Van Ness - Defensive End - Iowa



Taking the scheme versatile power rusher that can play outside/in opposite Cam Jordan (for the last few seasons of Jordan's career).

 

@Dinkleberg Eagles

 

i can't get over how this is like their 4th DE pick in recent years and this is still both a need and a good pick

 

we joke about all of the gap gymnastics New Orleans uses, but it really did screw them out of being able to retain Trey Hendrickson

 

reaching for Payton Turner and Marcus Davenport put them in a bad spot on the DL too...

 

love Lukas, that'll give them a great edge duo for a couple years

 

Damn, I should have traded this pick, but forgot too. Hold on

 

At 31, the Philadelphia Eagles select Anton Harrison, OT, Oklahoma

I don't think the Eagles are going to use both of their first round picks. I see them trading down with one in order to recoup some picks for later in the draft because, after the third round, they only have two sevenths. For this exercise though, they stay put and draft their RT of the future to develop behind Lane Johnson, who stated during the season he plans to play for another season or two. Much like with Andre Dillard, this team loves to build through the trenches and is forward-thinking about them. Even if he doesn't start until 2024 or 2025, he can be valuable depth and compete with Jack Driscoll for the backup swing tackle position. Or perhaps they have Harrison initially learn RT and move Driscoll over to be the backup LT. Maybe Driscoll becomes a backup IOL because they need depth there too. Regardless, the Eagles are planning for the future with this pick.

 

@JoshIsMediocre queefs are up

 

the Eagles are frustratingly well set up with this pick and i hope you fuck it up

 

narrator: he did not fuck it up

 

God damn it Harrison was my pick because KC needs tackle talent

 

Bullshit ass eagles hogging all of the good linemen

 

KC selects Antonio Johnson, Safety, Texas A&M

probably losing Juan Thornhill in free agency, doesn’t feel right to pick a receiver this early (unless they trade up in real life for someone)

 

I’m on mobile. Is Tyler Steen available? Steelers will take him if he is.

 

i don't want to play god too much so i'll simply ask - are you sure this is what you want to do

 

Lol I spent, like, 20 minutes trying to make that pick for the Eagles so I’m glad people approve

 

oh my god WalterFootball what ar you doing my sweet baby no what lol

 

whatever lets move forward lol @GreatBeardRecs

 

Shrug

 

With the 34th pick the Houston Texans select WR Zay Flowers, Boston College



With the likely departure of Brandin Cooks via trade the Texans add Zay Flowers to a WR corp that's pretty barren outside of the promise of Nico Collins and John Metchie returning from leukemia. Flowers is an impressive route runner and playmaker, which is something the Texans have severly lacked recently.

 

@CarpetElf cards

then @whitenblue88 x2