2023 MLB Season Baseball • Page 706

I wish

 

The Japanese reporters right now are probably crying because they don’t have to move to Canada

 

Andre Ethier

 

DELETING THIS POST ASAP

 

chavez ravine is such a weird name for a dog

 

No but it’s gonna take them like 6 hours to drive 30 miles to work everyday

 

He’s naming it Kenta Maeda

 

@Jason Tate don’t let him

 

They are already used to that

 

If I was a Blue Jays fan I would probably kill myself

 

Hell yes.

 

the discourse on wfan this week about how all of a sudden steve cohen is "cheap" is going to drive me off a bridge.

 

Hell ya!

 

that's so true

 

I truly, utterly hate the Dodgers and I hope they eat all the dirt, bugs, and poop. @CobraKidJon is the Dodgers fan I will tolerate going forward.

 

good morning to you too buddy

 

Ohtani is just a big Randy Newman guy and he wanted to hear I love LA

 

I’m crying and puking and farting and pissing and shidding let’s GOOOO

 

It’s going to cost like $200 just to get nose bleeds at dodgers stadium now lmao

 

To the doctor I hope

 

The amount of reporters and twitter accounts who spent all day yesterday trying to make a name for themselves by calling it for Toronto based on plane tracking and rumors is so embarrassing lol. Even DodgersNation. Had me sitting in the ultrasound room with my wife thinking how naive I was to think my son would grow up watching Shoehei in person. I was down so bad

never a doubt

 

lol morosi still hasnt posted anything.

Twitter absolutely bodied him yesterday