2023 MLB Season Baseball • Page 697

This is like when the rock broke the bin Laden news

 

he named it drake

 

Why does this even matter when the owner is still a billionaire?

 

He’s not going to spend his money

 

If Shohei signs with Toronto for anything less than $600m the Dodgers should be relegated to AAA

 

similar to how Bryce Harper has a dog named Wrigley, I bet Ohtani’s dog’s name is Dodger Stadium

 

I feel even more hurt with him going to the blue jays lol

 

Apparently, this guy is legit? Who knows.

 

Also legit is my urge to die

 

I gotta say though as a hockey fan watching the leafs meltdown year after year and the Toronto media going absolutely berserk

it’s going to be wild to see the first few years if ohtani doesn’t evidently get forced to carry the team to a championship

 

Love this.

 

Brewers still gotta chance

 

Watch, he lands in Milwaukee for a quick re-fuel.

 

I’ll take 10 years of ohtani in Anaheim over Toronto

at least I could watch him play

 

he’s just like us

 

who is gonna play 3B for Toronto with Matt Chapman being a free agent

 

Ohtani should get a permanent room at the hotel inside the Rogers Centre that overlooks the field so he never has to leave the park

I stayed there as a kid to see the Cubs play the Jays and it was sick. Players tried to hit fungos up to our room

 

Buying Blue Jays at Nats tickets rn for the first weekend in May.

 

has he completely ruled out playing in Melbourne