2023 MLB Season Baseball • Page 487

bidet is a game changer tbh

 

thats not a game of mine that needs changing

 

everybody get a load of mr. i wipe my own ass over here

 

imagine if instead of showering with water you just rubbed yourself with paper towels

 

Imagine thinking you have better butthole hygiene than Ohtani

 

why hasn't anyone else been posting today

 

Go to jail

 

I can only assume they are all off finding the best deals on bidets because of the work we are doing here.

 

I won’t be the first person jailed for telling the truth.

 

because we don’t have any ohtani drama to talk about

 

The internet is down at work so I can’t get anything else done right now

 

Man what the fuck

 

pick a side grant

 

Team nohtani butthole

 

Sandy deGrom, unfortunately.

 

god please send CB Bucknor to hell

 

lmao

 

Dude loves calling that away pitch to righties



maybe he shouldn’t be set up in this extreme inside angle

but maybe he should also find his way to the unemployment offices