2023 MLB Season Baseball • Page 396

pssst: mods are asleep, post pictures of Plácido Polanco

 

Okay how bout this instead

 

this was my bold take before the season started lol

 

i’m pretty sick of him and his holier than thou attitude. maybe if he pitched better this season theyd have a few more wins and wouldnt be selling. opt out please opt out.

 

I mean the 39 year old is pitching like a 39 year old lol. The problem is that yalls front office thought a bunch of guys who can remember when mtv launched would somehow magically not be old all at once

 

SORRY TO ANYONE WHO IS 39+ IT’S ONLY OLD IN BASEBALL NOT REAL LIFE

don’t ban me go yanks yadda yadda

 

39 is old until I’m 39

 

3/4 pinocchios on this one btw, looks like dick mountain was the only current major leaguer even alive when mtv launched

 

mets legend dick mountain

 

I’m 38

 

i’ll be 35 next month so i’m basically still 26

 

I legitimately thought I was turning 35 in November but according to the calendar I am already 35. F.

 

sup grandpa

 

Chapman was right about Ohtani/the Angels.

 

Do not speak to someone from the greatest generation that way

 

jesus christ i’m 26

 

I’m 29

 

So Toronto closes the roof when the Jays are at bat... but open the roof when the Angels bat.

 

Damn... Ward HBP IN THE FACE. Lots of blood.

 

Where there is smoke there is often the thing that makes smoke

 

I’m not yet 30 which means I am still an innocent child