2023 MLB Season Baseball • Page 391

we are blessed to watch the goat

 

Damn near hurt his back from carrying the team

 

ohtani has

FUCK I’m way late for the joke

this is an L for my team

 

Another name that has popped up in LA area sportswriters’ trade deadline discussions recently as they’ve tried to figure out how to get people to click with Ohtani staying put: Nolan Arenado

If we trade Arenado I’ll Venmo everyone with 10+ posts in this thread a dollar

 

i cringe so hard my legs give out when i hear that dork say “SANTA MARIA”

 

Give me a dollar for every ten posts and then we’re cookin

 

good deal

 

greedy mf ill take his dollar

 

If we trade Arenado and the return doesn’t include 3 of their top 5 prospects everyone gets a My Cardinal Romance shirt, EVERYONE

 

Give me Murph’s shirt and you can give him my dollar

 

So, Ohtani definitely did not turn to shit. If the Barves turn out to be fraudulent I hope the Angels do some magical stuff and go all the way. I mean, a west coast World Series is the worst but oh well.

 

hey wait

 

dodgers versus angels who says no

 

Me bc theyll play the games at 11:15 EST

 

I'm gonna go on a hunch and say... no.

 

I’d love a west coast World Series since I basically only get to watch baseball after my daughter is asleep anyway

 

Ohtani removed from game? :(

 

He was grabbing his side/back. Hopefully it is actual cramps and not an oblique pull.

 

Me! Bc I don’t want to turn the TV on at night and see a “day game”.

 

he got traded to the royals

 

@DaydreamNation

 

“nolan, will you accept a trade anywhere?”

“no, man” he said

chills

 

Yeah exactly. We suck ass thoroughly and completely this year but we're not the Rockies or something--and the dude who's the expert on being on the Rockies clearly recognizes that.

Now if our winning percentage starts with a 4 or a 3 in 365 days then sure, burn it down, get Nolan and Goldy to teams where they can get a ring. But that's not where we are right now.