2023 MLB Season Baseball • Page 347

Laundering scheme

 

So like a laundromat? Remember that I am very stupid when you respond

 

Yup they own every coin operated washing machine in the five boroughs

 

I’m for every MLB team having to wear a sponsor patch since the Braves got the quikcrete thing. All teams and fans must have to suffer through this stupid, ugly shit.

 

the quikrete doesnt look bad if everyone wears yellow gear like Acuña lol

 

speaking of Acuña

 

Yes, when he’s 38 and washed up.

 

delete this

 

Annnnnnd of course the London Marlins’ lone representative at the 2041 MLB All Star Game presented by BPExxonMobilShellConocoPhillips’ new line of Automated Artificial Sunlight Simulators is none other than future hall of famer, baseball’s elder statesman Ronald Acuña Jr!!

 

Ronald says he’s very excited to be playing in the first ever MLB All Star Game taking place entirely remotely using MetaTesla’s Virtual Reality SpacePods

 

i can almost see it

 

I really shit the grid today, fellas. Can you guys believe Mike Hampton played for Arizona and Seattle? What alternate dimension was this?

 

i got cucked by brian anderson who apparently has not had a 100 rbi season or really even remotely close to it

 

Damn sorry you had to come home to that

 

i was in the corner of the room actually

 

Shouldn’t have assumed lo siento

 

Nolan looks like the most Miami guy ever. lol

 

nolan the marlins new dan uggla

 

Nolan is going to the Mets where he will still never make a World Series in his career

 

i could see it