Oh shit my bad Cincinnati Bengals select Anton Harrison, OT, Oklahoma Jonah wants out. A RT is needed. Anton is just as good as the guys going in the first half of the draft. Great deal here. @Randall Mentzos saints
Saints were going to very irresponsibly take Jalin Hyatt here but seeing as that ship has sailed, I will redirect Saints irresponsibly select Zay Flowers, WR instead the Saints don’t know how NOT to “win now”. They just got Carr and they are dying to snap up a good slot receiver to pair with Olave and Michael Thomas’s skeleton. Mickey Loomis does a line of coke and says FUCK IT MORE WEAPONS
I’m selling Mike some Pokémon games and totally blanked on his name at the post office and ended up just writing “THE Dinkleberg” above his address.
There’s two Mike’s and two Matt’s it’s a nightmare Also @Victor Eremita told us all his real name once yet all I can ever remember is Victor lol
I quite literally hung out with Mike and Matt in Atlanta, AND hung out with Mike and Matt in Philly, but it was four different people
Philadelphia Eagles select Darnell Washington, TE, Georgia The dude looks like a fucking monstar and he wears the number 0. The Eagles have requested that players be allowed to wear the number 0 in the NFL. Gee, I wonder why. Washington gives them extra beef in the run game as a dominant blocker and can develop as a laser behind Dallas Goedert. Washington is a significant improvement over Jack Stoll at TE2 and can help improve the Eagles’ 12 personnel packages so they don’t have to rely on 11, and specifically Quez Watkins, as much as they did in recent seasons. In addition, he may eventually replace Goedert in a few years, just as Goedert replaced Zach Ertz a couple years ago.
I thought a lot about going DL for my pick, but decided to just pivot to TE. Once again, I should have been more proactive and seen if anyone would have wanted to trade up to 30 for some reason because I really do believe the Eagles will trade down with one of their two firsts