2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 995

Yeah it may end up sucking!!!

 

what are you gonna milk tomorrow

 

@JoshIsMediocre lemme hold your salary

 

@JoshIsMediocre Venmo me $399 and I'll enroll you in my "Great, I'm a Salaried Employee, But Now What?" seminar

 

This is me to Murph’s hater ass

 

I just knoooooow Murph will die

 

ill find a bunch of tigers and explain seinfeld and new girl to them and they'll agree that both sound dumb as f bc they dont know any better and they will welcome me as their leader and i will lead a charge of tigers to each of your homes and laugh as they devour you

 

you don't like new girl either? what do you watch young sheldon you friggin dork ass

 

its impossibly dumb. her character is just the worst kind of person you'd ever want to have in your life.

 

Imagine feeling pride in not finding joy in something couldn't be me

 

Young rock

 

dustin 'pride' is for lions, we're talking about tigers

take a science class

 

How is that possible when you're right here

 

i'm a wonderful person

 

If wonderful means shit

 

yeah she’s the worst part of the show but the show is still good.

 

Good morning thread

 

murph like “does the pga tour count”

 

it sure does count!

 

If you’re salaried exempt just don’t feel pressured to work more than 40 hours cause then you’re literally working for free as you don’t get paid OT anymore