2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 975

max keeps his enemies close

 

So he’s friends with the sun?

 

I took a look at my back hair the other day




.........fuck

 

Elf has never seen his own hair as he wears hats at all times of the day

 

Cloth is hairs

 

Are you the kind of guy that puts a picture of the fish you catch on your tinder profile

 

I miss having luxurious hair. I had like Eric Matthews hair upon a time but it never really recovered from chemo. Now I’m just an old man with a bald spot and sore back lol

 

Dave Now and Then:

 

What’s for lunch? - what Murph should have posted 2 hours ago.

 

i was busy eating pizza

 

omg Murph me too!!! Besties!!

 

Murph doesn’t eat, he just swallows pizza whole

 

yep

 

you are literally a whale that’s how you eat

 

Don’t you slander me grimace

 

Grimace is cancelled

 

So the clothing store dw is just for rebublicans now huh?

 

He has strong antiwhale bias

 

whales aren't real and I'm tired or pretending they are

 

Grimace is even open about his support for the giant squid

 

Are you one of those hologram truthrs?

 

We're gonna need an apology in the thread

 

ive literally never been in the same room as one

 

I'm team octopus actually. They are aliens. Google it.