2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 796

@Max_123

 

wow snitch tagging? really?

 

@JoshIsMediocre'sFiancee

 

buddy she's nowhere close to here

 

you don't know that for sure

 

someone I know sent me a screenshot of the tour forum a few weeks back and I saw one of my comments on it and I was like WHAT THE FUCK but it was a screenshot her friend sent her

 

that's still too close.

 

honestly

 

when we started dating i told my wife i posted a lot on an online forum and i would not be telling her what forum. and then she was like "yeah i did that for a few years but I think the site changed or something. it was called AbsolutePunk"

 

They're putting one up in my town. How good is it?

 

I think it's decent but I don't have it very often. I'm also weird and basically just get the chicken club every single time

 

man kelsey just uses facebook and that's basically just to watch dog/makeup videos, cannot imagine her on a forum and most of the time I tell her what we're talking about she has the Walter White "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?" reaction

 

I read her this tweet the other day because I was dying laughing at it and she looked at me like I was crazy

 

Can you not do that

 

im not completely convinced that my wife doesnt secretly have an account

 

unrelated wives rule so hard

 

big fan

 

can you???

 

Of course

 

it truly annoys me so much that people I work with are constantly like "Yeah everything will change when you get married man, trust me" like idk guys, I don't hate my wife???

 

i can do that but i dont wanna say where

 

...teach me

 

"things will change" as if we haven't already lived together for 4 years and shared finances for 2? we already own a house together?

 

Venmo @CarpetElf $100 and I'll teach you

 

im convinced older men arent truly happy unless theyre in a msierable marriage that they can complain about