2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 725

just start making up 4-letter stat names until people call you out

his PLOP is 88.2 but he had a REALLY impressive GLUG+ at 120

 

I know it's hard to measure offensive line play but I'm certain that Jason Kelce's GLUG+ has gotta be above 250

 

However his FUCK rating is 69 so theres that

 

On one hand, it’s worth mentioning that the Vikings interior offensive line was not good last year, which obviously will affect RB efficient

On the other hand, it’s worth mentioning that the Vikings interior offensive line has not been good for years now

Suffice to say, I think Cook is washed

 

with a DAWG rating of 100

 

But if Cook goes up against the Colts defense, he’ll certainly eat. I mean, that one touchdown he scored against them on a fucking screen or dump-off on the opposite side of the field was multiple levels of stupid

 

oh my god I forgot about that game wtf was that

 

Dalvin Cook is a huge upgrade over Michael Carter

 

That’s tough man

 

nice

 

Yes, but we all know that PHIZ is the most important stat!

 

…the world is not out to get the Miami Dolphins lol

 

maybe not but they are all out to be insufferably pro Jets

 

of course they aren't

but in this instance, this will absolutely occur

 

This is my favorite BeardRecs post. Post about other things than the Texans more often lol

 

So damn on brand for the Ravens lol

 

Sean you know what? Daniel Jones is good. I take back what I said!

 

Until he fumbles at the goal line again and again.

 

this is such a weird tweet lol

 

does this give u the ick @Dinkleberg

 

...since when?

 

it begins! (Colts 2022 training camp darling)