2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 658

A wiki page might help

 

Fuck I have to do everything.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

“legends claim that he was temporarily defrocked and imprisoned during the council for slapping the heretic Arius. Another famous late legend tells how he resurrected three children, who had been murdered and pickled in brine by a butcher planning to sell them as pork during a famine.”


And then on Arius’ death as told by Socrates Scholasticus

“a terror arising from the remorse of conscience seized Arius, and with the terror a violent relaxation of the bowels: he therefore enquired whether there was a convenient place near, and being directed to the back of Constantine's Forum, he hastened thither. Soon after a faintness came over him, and together with the evacuations his bowels protruded, followed by a copious hemorrhage, and the descent of the smaller intestines: moreover portions of his spleen and liver were brought off in the effusion of blood, so that he almost immediately died.”

 

These were the comments before Dave’s and he acts like we’re the irrational ones

 

It was a fact that I found fun lol

 

But you didn’t preface it at all! I spent more than a few seconds wondering if you were talking about a tv show I’ve never heard or called Christmas In July lol

 

Anyway I’m not trying to be mean Dave I’m sorry I said I wanted to strangle you

 

Lol I was watching the Christmas special of puppet history and dying laughing at the idea of getting bitch slapped by Santa

 

What if I’m into it?

I’m not. Please find a more merciful way to murder me

 

I remember being in a Burger King drive thru when my mom decided to inform me about the other fun fact about Santa

 

Santa is not real so there are no facts about him

 

Debbie downer ass

 

This Christmas, he’s coming to bitch slap you.

 

whos getting defrocked

 

what the fuck?? gotta go call my parents

 

tell them I said hi

 

what the FUCK is that supposed to mean?

 

Hes actually your step-josh

 

Watched the second episode of quarterback and I kind of like Kirk Cousins now?? What is wrong with me??

 

Not something you should admit

 

Did somebody say Kirk Cousins?