2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 657

Stop, you’re embarrassing yourself

 

i could never

 

I was looking at jobs for my friend and one job said you have to be into medical freedom and if you don’t know what medical freedom is, this is not the job for you lmao

 

Gonna go out on a limb and say it’s something with voluntary amputation?

 

Ah shit I think I’m way off

 

You would think for a company like that, they’d pay antivaxxers more than slightly above minimum wage lol

 

A Bug’s Life is a great movie

 

Christmas in July fun fact. Apparently Santa went to jail for punching a dude straight in the face after he argued with him for three hours lol

 

A Bug's Life is the best Pixar movie and I'm tired of pretending it's not. We need more of that world, not Toy Story

 

time to close the computer and log out until tomorrow morning

 

What

 

Dave are you high

 

High on History baby

 

If only @CarpetElf could do that with twitter

 

Okay not even making this up the dude Santa bitch slapped shit himself to death lol

 

does santa believe in medical freedom?

discuss

 

No

 

My wife bought my son some Kirby stickers

 

Put those on the family car spiffa

 

Gonna put them on his lunchbox?

 

I’m pretty sure they’d take him away from spiffa if he did that lol

 

At the council of Nicaea, some bishop named Arius was going on and on and on about how Jesus wasn’t as cool as god. And Santa had had enough and bitch slapped him right across the face, like men used to do before you could just reply to their tweets.

Santa was jailed for it until some ghosts gave him a bible or something and it impressed Constantine and he was released.

Apparently later on in life, probably still reeling from the 5 finger reply guy to the face he received from good old Saint Nick, Arius shit himself to death.

I made exactly none of this up lol

 

You are giving all of this info without any context at all, I kind of want to strangle you right now Dave (I’m kidding) (sorta)

 

WHAT CONTEXT CAN I POSSIBLY PROVIDE