2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 635

Wow

 

Holy shit I feel like the server version of Carmy at every restaurant I work now

god damn this place is a dumpster fire full of servers who suck at their jobs and then get mad at me for helping / picking up the slack

 

easily worth it if he continues to be as good as he was last year. He made some very high difficulty grabs as essentially our only possession / jump ball receiver, & really showed off his speed in the YAC game as well

 

Always thought Engram was solid. Good on the Jags for getting that done

 

Engram is gonna end up getting paid more than saquon.

 

Josh Allen next pls

 

*comes into the restaurant at 10 am, sees 5 dirty tables and 3 more that weren’t wiped and set, does all of that myself while picking up 4 new tables at once*

“Worry about your own section. I got my section. I don’t like other people in my business”

*the host now has to set every single one of that server’s tables every time a new guest comes in and it’s her turn to take a table because she’s leaving them uncleaned for 30+ minutes*

tbh cut all of them from the floor and let me serve this restaurant myself, it would probably be better

this is the same server who accused me of “stealing her work” because I took plates from one side station and put them on the other side station to balance them out. We literally share / pool tips and all the plates gotta come out anyway so like ????

 

I’m also glad they got the deal done because Engram really wanted to come back, which hasn’t always been the case in Jax the last few years. So hopefully that helps them in the future with prospective free agents.

 

The Doug Pederson effect

 

get a dog name it Pug Dederson

 

What if it’s a bull dog?

 

not important

 

Bad news @imthegrimace i just turned on the pirates game and they’re losing

 

Or just Dog Pederson

 

Hell yeah titans let’s go 6-11!!!

 

Curious how long the deal is, but probably the best landing spot in terms of earnings and opportunity

 

The what game?

 

Uhhh baseball?

 

never heard of it

 

Didn’t he want to go to a contender? Lol

 

They’ll be contending for a afc south title

 

Who?