2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 596

hot take people who pee in the shower have no room to talk and are also “goddamn whites”

*runs away*

 

I will take full credit for this thank you

 

nope. But I bet you can guess who did

 

Yes something bad

 

official! Can't wait to see them try and make Rodgers into a good person. "He is just so misunderstood!"

 

I'm just goofin around, trying stuff out!

 

"I don't understand why everyone created so much drama about me"

 

god I hope he just completely melts down during training camp, it would be so hilarious

 

Also I don’t know how any human being can stand not showering for any longer than a single day. I feel horrible when I skip a day.

And it’s not only because of my hair or my armpit sweat… every human, man and woman, starts to smell gross down there if you don’t wash for 24 hours. No thanks I’ll avoid that as much as possible.

 

you could not possibly be more wrong here lol, you can pee straight down the drain in the shower and its gone. you pee in a pool and its there until the chlorine decides to kill it.

 

Is it “gone” or do chemical deposits from your urine begin to stain your tub after awhile

 

the Netflix doc about Mahomes, Cousins, and Mariota is out today

from the clips I saw, it seems really interesting

 

Fucking 100% true. You are as close to a toilet as you can possibly be act like a fucking human

 

dave humans didnt always have indoor plumbing and nice bathrooms

 

My belief is pee in the shower if you want, just not mine. I won't pee in my shower or anyone else's

 

EXACTLY. Glad you get it hahaha. This has been a big thread dispute before

 

I won't say I have never peed in a shower before, because I have, but I don't make a habit of it anymore.

I usually shower right when I get up, and I almost always have to pee right when I get up, so I tend to take care of that first before showering.

 

dont get me wrong, both are icky. Have i done both? Yes. Will i again in my life, probably, but to equate peeing in the shower to peeing in a pool (with other people probably around you) is so completely not the same at all lol

 

But why not be civilized about it? Instead of doing backflips to justify peeing somewhere that pee doesn’t belong? The principle of it is gross even if you don’t think that bacteria is hanging around. The toilet is right there!!

 

Im not remotely defending the act of peeing in the shower lol

 

guys lets talk waffle stomping, am I right?

 

You can pee in the pool if it's Dan Orlovsky's pool

 

For those reasons I'm out

 

Peeing in the pool is to peeing in the shower as is murder is to homicide.

Yes, one is worse. Both are awful.

 

I usually pee, shave, brush my teeth and sometimes poop in the shower. It’s more efficient.