2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 578

Murph gonna just buy a single golf hole and just live in a tent there.

 

My dream house wishlist is like “having double vanities again would be great”, “4-5 bedrooms plus an office with a door”, “double ovens, a vent hood, and one of those big ass sinks would make for a sweet kitchen”, “a bunch of space for a man cave with a huge TV, pool, and a keg”, etc. Maybe I could get my way to a pool.

But my dreams aren’t even ambitious enough to ask for a golf hole

 

Adding 1 bedroom, an office with a door, and a gas range would be enough for me I think

Plus getting rid of my neighbors

 

thats the dream

 

My dream house is your mom

 

got me

 

If I’m building a dream house w a golf hole, you better believe that it won’t be par 3. I want to be able to break out the driver and crank some.

 

I got everyone

 

What is with people’s obsession with fuckin gas stoves

 

I believe it is much easier to control temperature on a gas stove. I’d definitely prefer one but not a dealbreaker

 

You gotta watch househunters

 

I’ll know I’ve reached the top once I move somewhere that has a bidet lol

 

No I don’t

 

It cooks more evenly

 

I’m never watching defunctland again

 

used a bidet once

not for me

 

I'm just worried it'll kill me

 

I’ve never heard that, is there science to back this up?

 

Well you’re a white guy from Long Island, not exactly a surprise

 

The alternative is toilet paper so yeah, Gimme the bidet

 

Nope

 

idk what this means

 

Had a bidet in my hotel room in Qatar and it was wild. I don’t NEED one, but I would be stoked to have one.

 

Fuck toilet paper