2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 50

Oh shit air starts out with dire straits? 10/10 already

 

Wrong thread Grant you’re drunk on a plane

 

what does that even mean grant

 

“Oh shit, the motion picture AIR begins with a song by Dire Straits playing”

 

being drunk on a plane is hella tight

 

I wouldn’t know

 

thank you for being my Grant translator

 

$5 please

 

i left my wallet in my other forum

 

Shoot. I forgot it was Hot Mulligan day.

 

I hope he steps on several jellyfish

 

I keep thinking the angle makes Bryce look smaller than he is, but how many angles can there be

 

Bryce version

 

Especially since the camera adds 10 lbs.

 

Imagine not having a 6’6” quarterback

couldn’t be me

 

Look. If there’s a guy who knows ball, it’s Bames Barden.

 

Ok John Elway.

 

Being drunk on a plane fucking sucks,

you badly need to pee but peeing on a plane sucks

you badly need water but the tiny little cup that’s mostly ice was not enough

you land dehydrated with a headache unexcited about where you’re going because now you’re tired when it’s time to do all your early plans

all for a shitty ocean spray cranberry & rail vodka that costs what a nice cocktail should cost

 

Now, being ASLEEP on a plane, that rules. No one fucks with you and you wake up fresh in a new city from a plane ride that felt like 20 minutes

 

this is all true but at the same time flying sober still somehow sucks ass more imo

 

Look at how well it worked out for him