2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 46

hard to drown your sorrows in a monster though

 

We're moving into a new office building in the next 6-ish months and the owner of the company asked if we were going to run a fax line and I said, verbatim, "abso-fucking-lutely not"

 

damn max and you still have a job?

 

No I got fired on the spot

 

max is an alpha, take a lesson

 

do you need money for corgi food, I can venmo you

I'm saving so much on energy drinks

 

thats a lie they made you run the fax line first

 

But yeah DC goes in that NY / Denver category when it comes to the cost of going out

Baltimore so much better. Natty Boh is the best damn $3 beer out there, craft beers are only $7 or more if they’re high ABV, simple mixed drinks $7 most places

 

He actually laughed when I said that and I followed it up with "no one has sent a fax in over 2 years" (I pulled up the logs and showed him!!!!!!!!)

 

when we went to Milwaukee we stopped into a bar for a round and two beers was $8 and when i got the bill i actually tried to correct the bartender because i thought they didnt charge us for one of the beers because i'm a nice guy and he laughed and said "where are you from"

 

I don't even know what fax logs look like

 

This many monsters might be even worse than drinking alcohol already is lol

 

theyre wooden

 

there's just no way to know for sure

 

did you say “ohhh I’m walkin here!” And then he just knew?

 

Our fax machine is built into one of those big multi-function copiers so it's easy to pull those. If it was an actual standalone fax machine I doubt there's a way to find any logs

 

but the game is going to be played in new jersey

 

in new jersey

in a goddamn swamp

 

Panthers are doomed lmao

 

no when he asked where i was from i said fugghetaboutittt

 

gesundheit

 

get him a stepstool