2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3955

He’s dead to me

 

lmao let’s fucking go

 

Howie I need you to sign a LB pleaaw

 

So will Bosa and Mack be released today? Curious what happens in LAC before the league year starts today

 

Good god

 

I'm guessing Bosa is gone

I can't see them cutting Mack after his year last season

 

Is Joey wicked MAGA too?

 

Burn

 

So we have our biggest trade show of the year happening this week, and we cut our budget down on who could attend. I was never going to so I don't really care, but what does please me is the biggest, most toxic bully we employ was excluded from the list after attending the last 3 years, and they're so bummed about it they're sitting at home in their different locus uniforms each day to still "feel like a part of it."

 

No excuses when he’s Saquon has such a low cap hit next year. If he doesn’t sign or trade for a capable linebacker, he’s a dogshit GM and deserves the catapult

 

Was thinking about them last night. We’re definitely gonna see at least a couple moves from them today as far as trades/cuts go

 

ca ta pult!
ca ta pult!
ca ta pult!
ca ta pult!

 

I feel like being catapulted would be really fun right up until it isn't.

 

Lol I'm pretty sure I attended this show a few times at a previous job. Idk why anyone would be upset to miss out on it, it's just a lot of standing around

 

Lol MODEX? It genuinely sounds awful, but she's a wicked control freak so the idea of things happening and she's not invited fucks her world up. She spent all of Sunday SCREAMING at me for no discernible reason whatsoever.

 

Yup that's it! The only thing I enjoyed about it was the free food. She sounds... lovely haha

 

She is the worst. I would prefer to listen to Matt and Randall argue about the Jags for 48 hours straight before hearing her voice for 48 seconds. She's also the CMO's sister so she uses her awfulness with a reckless abandon and no one checks her on it.

 

life hack honestly

 

day 3-5 wishlist:
- re-sign Julian
- a new starter somewhere in the secondary
- backup QB
- whichever depth signings aren’t going to be addressed solely by draft (RB2, WR5/6, backup IOL, DE5/6, backup LBs)

Names I’m keeping an eye on that I think IND would like: Snoop Huntley, Justin Simmons, Ahkello Witherspoon, CJ Henderson, Oren Burks, DJ Chark

Names I’m keeping an eye on that I think IND would like, trade edition: L’Jarius Sneed, Bosa (LAC), apparently Fields maybe?

 

A lot of Pats fans are really mad about free agency and...I don't really get it? Feel like Brother Wolfe has kinda killed it so far. Maybe it's just expectation management, but my hope for this free agency was to reduce the NEEDS in the draft. Retaining Onwenu, Henry, Dugger etc etc I feel does that. Now I have TE towards the 5th-6th round. Mac > Jacoby feels like an upgrade and sets them up well for a rookie. Gibson fills a massive multi-year.

Idk I wasn't expecting them to come out of free agency looking like a playoff team. I'm just shooting for competence haha

 

why are you calling him brother wolfe

 

haha I just got back from Modex last night. My company was there - I didnt have to work it just roam around for 2 days basically.