2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3791

lemme borrow josh's forklift real quick

 

Had lunch with my boss yesterday and he said he’s dippin out in two weeks. Since he told me I have had a few coworkers say to go out after this position lol.

im basically under the assumption they will just consolidate who works under him between the other two supervisors, but if not would be a dope position to land

 

is it your birthday

 

nah that was $400 in a week, but they're in Georgia for a month or so doing work at 4 different stores

 

Oh okay that makes more sense

 

I don’t know what a raise is but I did get a quesadilla and a couple beers bought for me last night cause some older lawyers at an open mic liked my Nelly cover

 

god forbid I make a convoluted "sex on your birthday" joke

 

christ you're old tho

 

what

 

love a quesadilla

 

That's the corporate pizza party equivalent

 

josh are you having a stroke today

 

It was a steak one too

 

the implication here is that the lil raisey raise is an erection

 

no but I'll be havin a stroke later if you know what I mean

 

that's not true I have physical therapy again and then I have to go home and clean the kitchen before I can even cook dinner

 

josh stop

 

I don't, can you elaborate

 

I was honestly stoked they bought me food and drinks, was already miffed I missed the bus and had to Uber there, very limited money rn, but free food ended up making it cheaper

 

fuck i just laughed loudly out loud lmao

 

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

nice

 

Poor Josh is gonna throw his back out again

 

sex thing?