2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3702

Happy Texas independence day to those that celebrate

 

Thank you

 

Welcome to the Pats!

 

lol bummer

 

Thank you friend, i will pass these words to my family and they will be happy to hear messages of love and support, i hope you and the family also have a happy day.

 

jesus christ ennis rakeshaw is a real person guys elf wasnt making him up

 

why does it matter how fast certain dudes run a 40?

how often is a linebacker sprinting 40 yards to get to a qb

 

Sprinting 40 yards to catch a RB who got an edge and prevent a TD isn’t an unheard of scenario

 

It’s Texas Independence Day I get to have this one (temporarily)

 

hold your loved ones close today

 

Fuck this place

 

Theres (5) 24oz natty ice cans in the dumpster outside my apartment this morning why didnt you tell me you were in the neighborhood @imthegrimace

 

“although I suppose any play designed for an offensive lineman to run 40 yards is probably ill-conceived” - Josh Charles as Dan Rydell in Sports Night

 

I’m on the porch drinking coffee and IDing birds, I blame you

 

Been a decent amount of buzz that they’ll be going after a vet pass rusher but we’ll see if they actually do anything. Would rather they get Allen’s contract settled first.

 

why do you have to be a cop to birds? why not just let them into the club?

 

Underage bird bathing is a problem

 

texas is wild

 

"That guy sucks"

- me, on my couch, wearing a free tshirt that has a hole in it

 

I have wanted to do this on so many zoom calls lol good for her

 

i should be devastatingly hungover this morning but i am not even a little bit at all, i am now, however, worried that ive triggered some sort of final destination style timeline

 

Later murph I would say it was nice knowing you but ehhh

 

why lie

 

You don't care how fast, you care how slow