2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3602

He was a weird old man, according to my next door neighbor. Just always keeping an eye on the neighborhood apparently

 

Does the tv have to be in that corner? You can’t move it to the right to be flush against the wall?

 

Yes unfortunately, theres short walls bordering the living room, plus the fire place sticking out a foot from the north wall & the size of our sectional, it’s all we can do

 

If we turn the sectional parallel to the dining room on the west there’s no space to walk beside the couch

 

If you believe him (which I do not) @JRShoenberger is in this picture somewhere

 

humbly agreeing with carpet elf that new york city sucks dog turds

 

Nah

 

NYC is fun to visit for about 36 hours max and then yeah, it’s the fucking worst.

 

Wife made me a filet tonight. #WifeGuy

 

Ordered pizza after driving back to Tampa. Tried to tell the delivery person to wait a sec and I was going to give her a tip and she just walked away lol.

 

why is it angled back

 

NYC is like an adult theme park. Fun for the day, then you don’t go back for a few years

 

are those gnomes or butt plugs

 

I go for a weekend 3-4 times a year and always have a great time

 

I mean if I lived on the east coast I’d probably go a couple times a year too lol

 

Already explained this to spiffa

 

Tiny Christmas trees

 

Honestly, wall mount that bad boy next to the (carbon monoxide detector?), swing it out so its at a similar angle, and it'd look a little less silly.

 

in here.

 

There was a guy two rows up from me with a yellow hat on and I almost took a picture of him to post here like it was you. I didn’t though.

 

So the latter

 

Man I’m trying to avoid wall mounting anything if possible

 

Its so funny, Mahomes' deal was structured so well to keep paying him and easily increase the bonuses/salaries as other contracts came through...so, a 10yr deal that was basically a series of rolling 3yr deals.

Watsons might legit be the worst contract in NFL history. Even if he was playing in that QB10-QB15 range, it'd still be abysmal. Fully guaranteed $46mil base salary every year...and starting off year 1 (to minimize how much his rapes cost him in lost salary), they spread out $10mil/yr onto each of the final 4 years. So, $56mil cap hits.

If they restructure it again, his cap hit in 2026 will be like $80mil...and cutting him post June 1 would still only be like $20mil cap savings and $60+ mil dead cap. Even not on the team in 2027, he'd count like $30+mil against the cap.

 

love to see his reaction to the royals losing every day

 

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