2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3599

can you even eat a Reuben? Feel like you’re allergic to everything.

 

the bread is mean to him

 

not the bread!

and I'm allergic to two things and one of them just happens to be in fucking everything. The other is kiwi and I didn't know that for years so it's not serious but I probably shouldn't do it.

 

dude come on

 

Give me all your money

 

you already took my land isn’t that enough

 

I thought it would be but no now I need your money

 

at least respect the honesty

 

Instead try Kinky Kong

 

I think Donnie I mean Jared is a few long islands deep already

 

I absolutely wish but instead at a Target with zero long islands consumed

 

Lorne Michaels needs to be sent to the pasture

 

Damn I accidentally bought an oven instead of a tv

 

That’s not as fun

 

It’s ok I also got some Girl Scout cookies

 

What kind

 

How

 

Thin mints for me and Tagalongs for my wife

 

Samoas >

 

Waiting for my buddy still for this game. He’s stuck in traffic cause of an accident. Starts in 30 minutes.

 

Yeah samoas are the best

 

My wife said we should stop at Lowe’s first and get the oven we’ve been looking at for a few weeks

 

Matt is jealous I’m in New York cause he wants to come here but his wife is a nurse and understandably NYC is one of the worst places for that profession