2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3586

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annoyingly my office shares a wall with a bathroom, I don't hear the bathroom sounds but I hear the exhaust fan so I know when someone is in there

but right now the toilet's wax ring is being replaced by one of the corp maintenance guys

 

my wife is currently more concerned with a longevity bonus she got from being at her job for 3 years, trying to decide how she'll spend that

 

Tell her to buy us lunch

 

What’s hers is yours

 

she won't even let me buy lunch

 

sources say that this is wrong

 

so im just kinda bullshitting and tossing my resume out on indeed for PM jobs (construction related) and one emailed me back wanting to set up a zoom interview for next week lmao

 

Josh you are a working man you can spend some money

 

josh yesterday i texted daves wife to get bent do i need to text yours today

 

When I get my bonus I’m gonna pay for summer camp for Kirby

 

legit we're still somewhat in the "we can't buy ourselves things" mindset. like she'll text me sometimes and say "hey people from work are going out to eat for lunch, is it ok if I buy lunch instead of what I brought from home?" and i'm like hell yeah dude go for it

 

didn't he assault you yesterday or something

 

damn is Kirby the alpha of the spiffa household

 

send him to the Y that I work at

 

to add on to this, it's just small things. Like I need a new flashlight but I cant bring myself to just spend $20 and get one, but I can justify buying a PS5 lol

 

yesterday was a top five worst breakdowns of his life

 

josh just buy the fleshlight

 

just use the flashlight on your phone

 

i had to look back at my comment to make sure I didn't accidentally type that

 

i knew a guy who had a fleshlight. i hated that i knew that about him.

 

when you inevitably land a new job this way before i do, i'm gonna just redact myself

 

sharing is not always caring

 

did he have it custom made or what