2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3518

I would give up the Patriots 2nd round pick for Aiyuk so fucking quick it'd make your head spin

 

(For context that was tweeted by Sherman during the Christmas Day disaster vs the raiders)

 

Where in Oklahoma are they from

 

aren't you at home playing madden??

 

No im at home watching better call Saul and answering emails when I receive them on my work phone

 

***Open Contest***

Beads company fired her a few weeks ago for horse-shit reasons. They're getting ready to post the job to find her replacement. Whomever in this thread applies with the funniest most bullshit resume, I will purchase an NFL Shirsey of your choosing and send it to you.

The title is gonna be something along the lines of Senior Marketing Associate with a description including email marketing, campaign management, social media marketing & project management.

 

dubious politics and david ayer’s opinion on HRC and hunter biden, seemingly, aside beekeeper is very very fun lol. jason statham is so cool.

 

exactly! It’s just pure dumb fun! Speckled souls could not stand that people had fun with it.

 

speckled souls needs to be eradicated from the hive

 

I learned this week that the excuse my grandfather used to make when he and my grandmother wouldn't come visit was he had a "bee event" to go to.

 

Is your pop-pop Jason Statham?

 

No, Pop-Pop is the good grandfather. I never had a name for the bee-keeping one because I only met him like 3 times. And he was certainly not Jason Statham.

 

i will say when jason fights the other beekeeper the thought “what am i doing here” occurred to me

 

DM me a link, I'll make a resume during work this week

 

Will put the link out there for everyone once they post it. Just wanted to give some advanced notice so people can get into character and start thinking about their resume haha

 

at the gas station? Just absurdly stupid lol

 

Love ya Mike, but enjoy Tampa then

 

What if one of us gets the job

did you think about that

 

If you told me these players were 5 years apart I would've beleived you.

 

then he has to buy us an actual jersey