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2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3511

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Max_123, May 7, 2023.

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  1. Sean Murphy

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    FUCK thats what i meant. not dairy queen lol

    it was 100% Sonic
     
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  2. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Supporter

    Chick Fil A NOW still keeps me from getting to my bank so I can't imagine an opening day
     
  3. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Supporter

    Oh that's better at least

    Not MUCH better but still
     
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  4. GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    Worst part of grocery shopping is when you are behind people, and they dead ass stop in the middle of the aisle to look at whatever is on the list they brought or look at check the phone. There’s been a few times I almost let god take control of the cart and crash into them
     
  5. Randall Mentzos

    When you hit a mothafucka, you hit that mothafucka Prestigious

    Your story makes sense but Matt liked both super seasoned and blandly unseasoned food long before he married a Brazilian. Lol
     
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  6. MidDave

    Chorus' Least Grumpy Poster Supporter

    At Costco beads and I pulled over to the side to find our receipt before leaving (they check receipts and assume everyone is a criminal and fuck them) and this woman was pissed that we were maybe kinda sorta close to almost being in her way, and rammed her cart into the side of Milo's stroller. I swear to god when I tell you I saw red and chased her old ass into the parking lot know I mean it.
     
  7. Randall Mentzos

    When you hit a mothafucka, you hit that mothafucka Prestigious

    I’m just glad my local Safeway is open till midnight. I can literally get off work at 10:30 and still get a grocery shop in, no lines no crowds WITHOUT waking up at 6:30 AM to grocery shop
     
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  8. Sean Murphy

    Most Prestigious Supporter

    "A Massachusetts man was arrested today after beating an elderly woman within inches of her life in a Costco parking lot"
     
  9. GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    Yeah Costco is a clusterfuck, I only bother going right when they open or I’ll skip it that day. Fucking shitshow otherwise
     
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  10. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    He's not right but he's also not that wrong lol
     
  11. Randall Mentzos

    When you hit a mothafucka, you hit that mothafucka Prestigious

    Oh I’d get real petty I’d take a few things from her cart and give them to Milo to suck on and play with lmao

    maybe take a few more and throw them as far as I can throw them
     
  12. MidDave

    Chorus' Least Grumpy Poster Supporter

    It truly is just a god damn thunder dome.
     
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  13. Sean Murphy

    Most Prestigious Supporter

    i prefer BJ's myself


    hehe
     
  14. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    The only stressful social experience for me in LA was Costco. That shit was PACKED. Literally bumper to bumper inside
     
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  15. MidDave

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    The receipt checker took forever so I didn't really get to catch up to her until she was pulling out but I did get to remind her at least that her family is gonna let her die alone in an old folks home
     
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  16. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    I appreciate food of all kinds.
     
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  17. MidDave

    Chorus' Least Grumpy Poster Supporter

    I have zero idea if that's true, but god I hope it is and god I hope it hurts like hell for her.
     
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  18. Randall Mentzos

    When you hit a mothafucka, you hit that mothafucka Prestigious

    No one is giving you a ribbon for eating a plain boiled potato
     
  19. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    100%. My parents are from the midwest. They didn't even get black pepper there until the late 90s
     
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  20. CarpetElf

    chorus's #3 oklahoma city comets fan Prestigious

    No but I get citizenship eligibility to all Slavic countries
     
  21. GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
  22. Randall Mentzos

    When you hit a mothafucka, you hit that mothafucka Prestigious

    No thanks to any bulk store that requires a membership; that sounds stupid to me lol. I’m not a restaurant I don’t need to buy enormous bulk quantities of anything
     
  23. Sean Murphy

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  24. GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    I mean I don’t think it has been disproven
     
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  25. Randall Mentzos

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    Is this the “cell division” we learned about in biology class? Or maybe an amoeba duplicating itself?
     
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