2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3301

you do NOT eat octopus! they are aliens!!

 

Why not? Aliens would eat us, I'm just built different

 

Missed 4 games. Certainly not enough for CPOY

 

yeah but I don't argue it!!!

 

Oh I forgot, I lived in Jacksonville for four years…. Of COURSE I tried cocaine once

Was totally a peer pressure thing tbh. A guitarist and bassist I’m really close with down there were hosting a bday party and I had no idea they did coke but, knowing that town, I shouldn’t have been surprised. They didn’t pressure me per se but, it was more of like, god damn 70% of everyone I know does it casually once in awhile I might as well see what the big fucking deal is

But, much like the one time I snorted adderall, I’m on the spectrum so it does the opposite to me that it does to everybody else. Everyone’s getting really into their conversations and stuff and I’m just over here mellowin out like “so does this chemical aftertaste in my throat stay in there, or…”

for me cocaine is 0/10 not fun not worth it I do not like snorting things and have no idea why people have normalized that as a way of ingesting anything

 

I don’t run with sheep, the shepherd can’t herd me

 

I've experienced some extracurricular activities in my lifetime specifically outside of the statute of limitations in the state of Texas

 

not Weaver? damn

go get him Miami plz

 

Weaver to Seattle?

 

I was scared straight about cocaine as a kid. My dad would always told me about Len Bias who OD'd on coke two days after getting drafted to the NBA.

 

Weaver? I hardly know her

 

What did you do after you got drafted

 

Hookers and weed man. Hookers and weed.

 

My opinion of Weaver is much lower than the thread's opinion

he probably improved though

 

I'm notnthat high on him

 

seems like the Ravens agreed, he just got passed on again for DC heh

 

this square gif battle has me on the edge of my seat lol

 

Yeah, Randall is high as shit

 

Also this just cracked me up lmfao. You would think weed must just suck if you don’t get high the first time lol I totally get it

 

Go Mark!

I'll have to share that with my buddy. His son has Type 1 diabetes and is a huge Andrews fan.

 

My TE1

 

So, like, you've lived freely as a minority and chose specifically not to own a gun? Because I'm pretty sure those things are illegal there.