2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3208

yeah but hes performing every night

whats chris jericho doing

and if you say performing ill know youre lying

 

lame

 

Oh Chris Jericho is not the one I was thinking of lmao

 

donnie please tell me this isnt your photo please

 

Who were you thinking of then

 

I am someone who actually has shit themselves on a plane and it did impact all passengers. I had chilis boneless buff wings before getting on in Tampa. I feel it coming on shortly before landing in Bmore so I’m clenching. As we were descending, I have to sneeze. Physical impossibility to clench and sneeze at the same time. The force of the sneeze blew out the diarrhea. So now, we are taxiing down the runway and I’m sitting in the stew. My wife is laughing at me. I decide the best move is to get up and go to the bathroom. No one is allowed to stand up or move while taxiing, so when I get to the back the attendants are in the jump seats like wtf and I say it’s an emergency. I have to pass by my aunts in a different row while walking back and I’m sure I’m leaving a trail of stench behind me for all aisle passengers. I go in, sit down and finish the rest (at this point why not?) I toss my boxers straight in the trash and clean up. Thankfully, didn’t soak thru my shorts. While I’m in there, the pilot announces that we have now missed our gate because we can’t dock until all passengers are seated. So we need to wait for another gate to open. It was awful.

d2 is a tremendous game. PSkull soul scratch was fucking legendary. there’s nothing wrong with enjoying a 20+ year old game just like there’s nothing wrong with still listening to some of the same music as when you were in middle school (says the guy who shits his pants)

 

Benoit lol

 

VERY DIFFERENT although they were very close friends

 

Per my last email, it’s my friend Jonny’s photo who is on his like 3rd Jericho cruise and is enjoying a performance from Fozzy (Chris Jericho’s butt rock band). My friend Jonny (good guy) also named his dog Fozzy.

This gets worse as I type BUT not my photo!

 

Truly wish I was in your head for those 5 minutes comprehending a Chris Benoit cruise

 

Dorf holy shit no pun intended

 

To this day you will still find plenty of wrestling fans that think Benoit deserves to be in the WWE Hall of Fame instead of being completely stricken from their history (as he has been since 2007)

 

I’m sorry Dorf I couldn’t read that

 

Lmao damn Donnie hit em with a per my last email

 

So much shit posted in this thread every day and when it’s actually shit that is posted you skip? For shame

 

My god dorf

 

Holy shit YES

 

Poop stuff…not for me

 

man i "per my last email"'d my entire way through today. just a special kind of shit today. the dorfmac kind.

 

Well thank you for your token like anyway you are always consistent

 

literally

 

Anyway murph I will be watching the royal rumble tomorrow feel free to drop by

 

Y’all are talking all day about how you’re too mean to each other in the thread. Meanwhile, I just sacrifice myself with the most degrading shit possible. I’m the anti nfl thread poster

 

I will drop through your roof