2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3163

I’ll do it for $4

 

one time like 10 years ago, a kid paid me to buy him cigarettes

 

my friend had a party kinda like this except we didn’t destroy his house. it just got really out of control and there were like 50+ in the house and running around the yard. no idea how the cops didn’t get called.

 

was it @JoshIsMediocre ?

 

I bought a call of duty game for a freshman once when I was a senior because his mom wouldn’t buy it for him

 

I don’t smoke

 

this has gotta be a federal offense in Oklahoma right

 

A friend in 7th grade stole four cigarettes from my dad, smoked part of one, and then returned the rest because my dad smoked Winston's and they're fucking horrible lol

 

No I’m white luckily

 

And they let you drive a forklift!?

 

why is grimace upside down

 

I have to pay a monthly fee

 

Just turn your phone or laptop 180 degrees like the rest of us

 

protesting

 

Got a new gin tonight. Bristow

 

When I was 18 and my buddy was 17 he asked me to buy him cigarettes and I never had at the time so I ended up with a soft pack and he was so fucking pissed at me. I refused to buy him cigarettes again after that.

 

Love a gin

 

There’s a Bristow in Oklahoma

used to work at a diner there

 

I was a good boy

 

I turned 18 2 weeks before my best friend did so I had to buy his dip for 2 weeks

 

Can’t wait for dry January to be over. I miss Alexion’s.

 

Enabler

 

I remember being like 17 and waiting all day to get drunk at my buddies parents basement. I did my really smart plan of “don’t eat anything all day” cause “you get drunk faster.”

And then drank half a bottle of Canadian LTD whiskey. It was time to hit up our favorite late night beefery and as I stepped outside the car I immediately passed out in the parking. If I just got that beef …

Next thing I remember was waking up in a hospital cause my dumb friends thought my heart gave out

 

I didn’t even have my first drink of alcohol until I was like 22 I think