2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3162

To be frank, the pork was prepared at Publix and was ready to put in the oven but it absolutely needed salt lol. Pork is cooked well but just under seasoned, I think they used uncured bacon.

 

My friends and I built forts on everyone's land lol

 

They were building three subdivisions around my house so there was SOOOOO much to take and build with

 

One of my friends didn’t know it and still doesn’t, but he once ate pee covered pasta

 

every one of you have built forts on my land if you think about it

 

Daaaaaamn

 

Literally so fucked up Josh, can’t even begin to understand why you’d do that

 

I explicitly said that I didn’t do that

 

I’m choosing to ignore that part

 

@GrantCloud

 

We stole so much shit from the mall

 

Like what

 

And when

 

What mall

 

stop tryna dox grimace

 

Clothes, CDs, DVDs, Books

when I was in high school

the one near my parents house

 

No further questions your honor

 

I think I only stole a candy bar, and it was one time

#builtdifferent

 

Like, there was this person in my grade who randomly senior year decided to throw a party at their parents house (since we were in high school) and invited *everyone* in our grade. Terrible idea. Everyone there decided “not my house” and went fucking wild.

Pee in the pasta. Pee in the milk. Pee in other places I can’t disclose. So much destruction.

My last memory before leaving was one of my friends golfing in the living room and instead of a golf ball was using a bowl of decorative sea shells.

Then she threw one. more. party. That party is off the record.

 

Weak

 

so you’re a sinner and a thief but you didn’t get your moneys worth like me

 

Would pay a guy like five dollars to steal me AE jeans