2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3099

We’ve also 100% had this conversation before lol

 

Oh uhhhh something came up

 

Randall I was being very unserious

 

Can we make that the thread logo

 

If the Raiders run it back with Champ Kelly as their GM, this is worth filing away too for the Fields -> Raiders argument

 

I hope you have to pay 20% over msrp for your new car

 

I once steam vac'd the carpet and cleaned every single bathroom and kitchen surface until it was bleach white, whole tub and everything, mowed the lawn, made it ready to be listed online, and the landlord said I left the place a mess

Fuck landlords they are one ring of hell above cops

 

Spiff kinda does give off landlord vibes though

 

Spiffa can you spot me 20% over MSRP with the money I assume you steal from your job

 

100%

 

Shit, my mom is like, "used to be in the military / mom of a single child" clean and the nicest woman of all time. And even she once had a landlord steal her deposit and lie about the condition of the house

 

there aren’t many more insulting things to say to a person than this !

 

All of my apartments in Chicago have had non-refundable move in fees that are typically half a months rent, but no deposit.

 

May need to do some self reflection

 

Pet fees, admin fees, fees to get new service started when you move somewhere, application fees

It’s all bullshit

 

They love to take normal wear and tear and blame you for it, Brenda your washing machine is 46 years old I didn't fucking break it

 

damnit sorry spiff, I think @JoshIsMediocre hacked my account again. Friggin prick

 

That was one of your saved drafts don’t blame me

 

Randall is explaining exactly why I do what I do. They can't steal your deposit if you spend it.

 

@JoshIsMediocre its fine I don’t wanna play warzone anyways, I said fuck my mental health and gonna start TLOU2 replay

 

The lesson is to clearly cause just enough damage that the deposit covers but is fucking annoying for them to fix

 

I just turned it on man chill