2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 3024

Love getting sexy texts from my friend about beef

 

Not in my experience but maybe!

 

I hate that sandwich

 

people do but they were all in the same place on January 6th

 

Chicken tenders at a movie theatre slaps

And so does alcohol

and so do mushrooms but I doubt this thread full of wife guys with professional jobs has a lot of experience with that like a 33 year old musician / service worker / bachelor does lol

 

I wish you’d get space dementia

 

Something like Peanut butter M&Ms, where you eat one with each handful of popcorn, is the way to do it

get the salty/sweet combo

 

you go to Wawa beforehand and get candy and a soda and stuff it in your hoodie

like an adult

 

Went to a Pats/Jets game last year while on a bachelor party and was THIS CLOSE to taking mushrooms with a few of my buddies, but decided even a microdose would not be wise for my first time at freakin’ MetLife

But prob will do them soon-ish as what I’ve seen with the right people and right setting and correct small amount it can make you feel like a silly little guy

 

Josh what the fuck

 

It’s too tall dude, I have a longstanding hatred of sandwiches/burgers/whatever that are like that. It’s not reasonable. I can’t unhinge my jaw to consume that

 

They sell junior beefs for those who prefer a smaller snack!

 

That’s helpful but still the general trend is bad!

 

i dunno the more i think about it i kind of like joshes tamale idea

 

Yeah mushrooms are real fun. But yeah also I wouldn’t go to a public place my first time doing it, I’d wanna know what to expect.

It’s good to have a DD though, cause it’s easy to just blurt out stuff that’s amusing to you and not realize that it’s not quite normal conversation lol (but most of that is in your head also, like “omg everyone knows I’m high” kind of anxiety, so it’s great to have a sober second opinion to help you gauge whether you’re acting normal/fine or if you need to tone it down)

but then also, once you have the experience of doing it once or twice, a football game or a concert is the perfect thing to do cause other people will be drunk and rowdy and shouting non-sober things as well, and there’s plenty of noise to drown you and your group out lol

 

Yeah definitely good advice to not get TOO wild the first time and have a sober person with me. I think I decided the 2 friends I’d do it with, and for me it’s be only a small small amount just to feel a lil’ silly!

 

Try it at work tomorrow

 

Music is heaven when you’re tripping, highly recommend listening to some of your fave music

watching football on TV sucks though, I thought I’d like football tripping cause of all the strategy and details - and live I would! But it’s the capitalism / marketing that sucks. The commercials and announcers are very overstimulating / feel like they’re yelling at you, while it’s also 5x harder to be patient with refs & downtime lol

 

chicken tenders is too much but yeah I’ll have a few beers if it’s a movie I don’t mind having to take a wiz during. I couldn’t do shrooms/a weed out in public.

 

oh I agree, people were just talking about needing extra snack options and I was confused what else they needed.

 

brother just because people get married they don’t turn into squares

unless it’s spiff

 

ik exactly what your talking about even when im just stoned commercials sometimes bug me out lol

 

Yeah some of us were already squares prior to marriage

 

I hope any time I ever do it I’m not also including Tony Romo in on it with me hahaha, but music would be very cool to listen to I’d love that!