2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2995

It's the traditional gross one by most heavy white dudes

 

Playoff football. You're either a DAWG or dog shite. Nothing in-between.

Wildcard Weekend DAWG (Eye Test) Ratings:

DAWG in em:
CJ Stroud - CDDM (career defining dawg game) game after game. He's Special.
Jordan Love - Finally, GB has another franchise QB. They've been waiting for so long.
Puka Nacua - DAWG performance and season. Nothing else to say about Nacua.
Jared Goff - 0-10-1 not that long ago to the divisional round. He coulda had 3 INTs and if he won, he'd be on here. Lions in total are DAWGs
Baker Mayfield - wearewitnesses.jpg. need I say more?
Devonta Smith - An unbothered king, cant say the same about another Eagles wr...
Patrick Mahomes - It wasn't even close but he's more on the list for denying Tua the jersey swap it was funny 2 me

The Realm of Dogshite:
Joe Flacco - It was great when it was great, but sometimes the magic runs out
Dak Prescott - This just seems so fitting lmao
Tua Tagovailoa - MuchtothinkaboutBillyRayCyrusTweet.png
Jalen Hurts - Such a monumental collapse. He can remain cool, calm, and collected but where's the DAWG? Will he be able to get it done longterm?...
Cade Otton - Idc if he led in receiving yards. We will lose 100% if Cade can't catch the ez ones.
George Pickens - Refs. Refs. Refs. How bout you don't fumble that leads to a TD drive!? Cringe! Garbo

 

and

 

Basement flooded two days ago, credit cart hacked today. Ya’ll. What the eff.

 

Shouldn’t have used the same password on both

 

seeing American fiction tonight babyyyyy

gotta love 5 dollar Tuesdays

 

Today is Monday

 

My understanding is today is fertilized egg Friday

 

Making a soup tonight

 

My wife is so glad there’s no football today

 

what the fuck is your problem

 

Idk. I’m working on bettering myself but there’s so much work to do still.

 

just one?

 

Thinking about having soup tonight myself

 

i had noodles

 

I’m not greedy

 

Enchiladas tonight

 

Brinner for me

 

Had fajitas

 

I'm on a hunger strike until Siranni gets CANNED

 

I’m at Chilis down the street so I can shit cuz the plumber hasn’t fixed the main line yet

I’m dying

 

Don't poop until Siranni gets CANNED

 

That’ll be easy I hope!

 

I made chicken thighs, broccoli and rice.