2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2895

She needs the full experience

 

I usually do

 

Yeah she hasn’t bought the DLC yet so she’s not getting the full thing

 

There should be a wives of the nfl thread, where they all just dunk on how dumb their husbands posts are

 

I'm never against a support group

 

ive said it before but i am not 100% sure my wife doesnt already lurk and see what im posting about lol

 

"My name is beads, and I'm married to a shit poster"
"hiiiii beads"
"It has been 32 seconds since my husbands last shitty post."
"it has now been 0 seconds since my husbands last shitty post."

 

gotta collect evidence for the future divorce

 

not in an invasion of privacy distrusting kinda way just more a general curiosity kinda way since she knows im literally always on here lol

 

My wife would make Randall's long ass posts look like Haiku if she had free range to bash me.

 

My wife only lurks when I tell her something dumb happened (in the NFL thread that is)

She lurks music threads to make jokes

 

you ok flood?

 

Every minute you're posting is a minute you're not talking, so she probably doesn't wanna ruin a good thing. At least that's the answer beads gave me lol

 

Does Grim's cat count?

 

@imthegrimace - weren't you supposed to propose on Christmas?

 

his christmas is january 6th btw so they could still be keeping it a secret to enjoy themselves before sharing the news with friends and family

 

You mean with family

 

he's canceled now. so not family

 

favorite past time

 

I wish Jim Harbaugh was interviewing for DC and not HC

I’d love Harbaugh’s defense