2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2752

theres gonna be a Switch 2?????????????

 

Steelers gonna win by 30, Rudolph is playing on Jan 6th

 

• Unanimous DPOY
  
  
• Made All-Pro first AND second team, as a DE and DT, respectively.
  
  
• 20.5 sacks (2nd in the league behind Justin Houston's absurd 22 sack season)
  
  
• 78 combined tackles, 51 QB hits, and a league-leading 29 tackles for a loss
  
  
• 4 forced fumbles, 5 fumble recoveries, 1 fumble recovery TD
  
  
• 10 passes defensed (same number as Antonio Cromartie, 1 fewer than Pacman Jones, and 3 more than the next closest D-lineman)
  
  
• Pulled off an 80 yard pick-6
  
  
• 1 forced safety
  
  
• 1 blocked kick
  
  
• 3 targets, 3 receptions, 3 touchdowns
  

from a reddit post, it's just insane

 

Just buy 100 less cans of skyline chili

 

dealbreaker, I assume

 

@theagentcoma :

 

isn't this one of the dough boys

 

yep

 

Yeah dude,

Dual 8k screen portable haptic feedback removeable dust proof motion sensor AR gaming station

 

is it @Texas Flood ?

 

I hate Hill so I’m biased against him winning anything, I can’t discuss anything Hill does in good faith / objectively

as far as CMC, he’s been a weapon but statistically it hasn’t been dominant ENOUGH for a RB to win. And that just comes down to RBs not being as important in the modern NFL as they have been in the past. 2100 total yards is a lot but it’s not even HIS best season, let alone how far he is from the records.

Parsons I think has a better argument than either. And ironically it’s more because of his down-by-down impact than his overall numbers. I know I just said a whole thing about how pressures and win rate are fairly subjective and organizations can disagree - but the one thing they ALL agree on, is Micah Parsons being FAR AND AWAY the most consistent guy at pressuring the QB and winning pass rush reps. No organization has the second place pass rusher even CLOSE to Parsons in those categories

 

boss pulled me into a slack huddle out of nowhere, thought I was absolutely smoked, turns out I got a raise instead. happy hump day my bros

 

how much

 

that's @The Spoonman

 

damn he was just online yesterday

 

We should just move to positional awards and be done with it haha.

 

I'll take Myles Garrett and TJ Watt over Parsons, because they're not as easily schemed out of the game as Parsons

 

Amazing.

It’s wild how even though the Texans haven’t had much more success than the Jags overall… their best players of all time are better than ours for sure lol

 

lemme hold a raise

 

I kinda agree, I like the college positional awards

 

Stroud should get it because he's a fucking baller and resurrected a franchise from the dead

Sorry he got concussed on a late hit on a shit Metlife field

This is one I will fight on

Give my boy Stroud his award, not a WR

Sorry not sorry

 

joke's on you, it comes in bags now

 

Pedro Martinez not winning MVP in 1999 is bullshit