2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2734

LET RANDALL COOK

 

It would be very funny if it happened exactly like that.

 

so winner of that game wins the division if Jax loses Sunday?

 

yeah

 

this is going to be the Titans if yall don’t take one for the team and lose on Sunday

 

We returned a dog back to the shelter after it attacked my daughter the day after we got it. You gotta do what you gotta do.

 

maybe he will retire and travel the world with her

 

Not the L word!!

 

This is what a dog in hibernation looks like according to an AI photo generator. Another week, another vacation DAWG list.

Official Week 17 Eye Test (DAWG Ratings):

Dog in em:

Lamar Jackson - (MVP)
Joe Flacco - (Either 2 picks or a pick-six is a guarantee but so is Joe having that DAWG in em)
Justin Fields - (Job on the line and what does he do? Plays like a DAWG. "We want Justin!" "We want Justin!"
C.J. Beathard - (Idc if it was against Carolina, he did something Trevor could never think of doing - not turning the ball over)
Kyler Murray - (People forget, he's actually kind of good at football!)
CJ Stroud - (DAWGs win must-wins. What did he do? WIN. Vibes are high for Saturday ats)
Jordan Love - (This dog showed up when he needed to)

Lil Pup in em:

Jarrett Stidham - (Shit situation to be put in but there's a reason why people were buying Stidham rookie cards in 2020!)
Mason Rudolph - (A month and a half ago, I would have laughed at the thought we'd be watching Steeler football in the playoffs...but it's possible)
Patrick Mahomes - (I'm still uninspired
Brock Purdy - (Potential return to DAWG form game...rest up pup)
Derrek Carr - (No one wants to win this shitty division lol)
Gardner Minshew - (A must win, no turnovers? Pretty pup like to me)
Tyrod Taylor - (If only this bloke could stay healthy)


No Dawg in em:

Easton Stick - (More like Easton Shite imho)
Baker Mayfield - (It Hurts (foreshadowing) but this is the type a game a Big Dawg wins to clinch the division)
Jalen Hurts - (One of those games where the Eye Test stats wise would have him higher, but this current output is cringe)
Bailey Zappe - (My son, come welcome back to where you belong. Don't worry, you're going to make a great real estate agent someday soon)
Taylor Heinicke - (Falcons QBs just bum me out, man)
Ryan Tannehill - (Cool completion percentage but it doesn't mean SHITE if you only put up 3 points)

The Realm of Dog Shite:

Jaren Hall - (Starting to think you should never trust a QB who is from Utah)
Sam Howell - (Sadly seems like he's playing himself OUT of a job)
Miami Dolphins - (Whole team is in here. Something smells fraudulent here!)
David Tepper - (Imagine getting riled by a Jags fan *allegedly*)

 

CJ Beathard on the dawg ranking. What a time to be alive.

 

Come on Chicago. Do it. Give him MHJ.

 

gonna be really interesting to see what they do with that pick.

 

If they beat the Packers and Fields looks good again, I feel like it’s guaranteed to be traded to a QB needy team

 

I think Chicago will keep Fields now that Eberflus is coming back.

 

If they had the #2 or #3 pick, I’d agree with you, but idk how you can pass up 2 entire QB classes in favor of a guy that has yet to make the expanded playoffs in a historically awful NFC

 

Pittsburgh has a pup sighting!

 

Then why keep Eberflus? Bears have a chance to start fresh at HC and QB but they only want the QB? That just doesnt make sense to me.

 

Whatever you did that led to this thought, never do it again

 

I don't think the difference between QB1 and QB3 is that enormous tbh

 

True or false: Caleb Williams has a lot of the same red flags as Justin fields

 

100%. He's on the level of Fields as a prospect