2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2235

carpet gonna write his longest post ever about why we should leave max alone for being late

edit: oh

 

i do respect that nobody else makes the thread lol

its max's job

 

I asked last year why max makes the threads and I think it was Elf that tried to murder me

 

Unsuccessfully I see

 

What did you expect

 

Elf to murder Grimace

 

Not a chance

 

expecting him to do anything correctly is on you

 

elfs only weapon is a jags beanie

 

I know

 

I was born to do this

 

I’m eating dino nuggets for lunch

 

max's parents have photos of him in 1st grade with a sign that says "when you grow up what do you want to be" and his answer is "a thread poster".

 

he did it.

 

King

but hopefully not Tyson ones because I think there’s a recall

 

rip max

 

We’re hosting 25 people tomorrow AMA

 

Fuckin why

 

its thanksgiving idiot

 

They’re not Tyson I forget the brand cause we threw out the box but they’re the gf nuggets from Costco and they only came in dinosaur shape lol

 

Blame Jocelyn for having too much family

 

Alright work is over

 

wife blaming in 2023 damn

 

What’s the point in having a wife if you can’t blame them *ducks*