2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 21

saw this and had to post

 

that dude definitely took gargantuan mudpies

 

Where’s my tag?

 

burn

 

Eagles took a big ol’ shit on the Jags for three quarters in the pouring rain because Trevor has the hands of a two year old and Randall’s in here not tagging me because it low key still haunts him

And I get it

 

TIL Andre the Giant used to take dumps in bathtubs during tours of Japan because the toilets were too small. : todayilearned (reddit.com)

 

So um, I bought a ticket to the Orioles / Rays series finale game today. It’s probably the most important home matchup game for the first trimester of the season or so. The ticket was $18 and the weather is awesome t shirt weather today. I am off work. I couldn’t resist.

 

there's trimesters in baseball?

 

only if the baseball is pregnant

 

It also helps that I can just, walk 30-35 minutes to the stadium from where I’m at and deal with no parking and no traffic

 

the act of getting to the stadium (Citi Field) is genuinely what keeps me from attending more games than i do.

 

I hope Wander Franco hits 3 homeruns

 

Dont worry I don't. Nobody does

 

Doesn’t matter Mountcastle Rutschman and Mullins bout to earn a combined 378 RBIs

 

Actually this will be a defensive game and I’m just hoping for 5 runs lol

 

Shoutout to that like 2 week stretch in fantasy he was a top waiver pickup like 2 years ago

 

Im okay with that, I ain’t facing either of them this week lol

 

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People do love to just say things

 

charlie brown had hoes, etc, etc