2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 2022

Can’t wait to go to the airport at 3 am tomorrow and eventually say “hello from Costa Rica” and be miserable for 2 weeks

 

Gonna have some fried cornbread tonight that’s honestly one of the best things I’ve ever eaten

 

My wife’s been at a conference all week, so I’ve been solely in charge of our daughter for like five straight days.. tomorrow is my birthday… dropped my daughter off at the in-laws this afternoon…. So when I say, I’m drunk, know that each period in each ellipses stands for a beer I’ve had or wil have……

 

The food is great. It’s still way cheaper foreign travel than Europe. Life will go on.

the early flight definitely sucks

 

this is beautiful

 

not corgi but still doggy

 

What a pup

 

hes at disney for the next 10 days he cant answer

 

Would he like a beer

 

Day 1

Awoke at 450. Very tired. Spilled water down my pants, looks like I peed myself. Morale low.

 

Can only get better from here

 

it’s not that I don’t like them, it’s that they aren’t real

 

you can just tell he wants to kill you

 

Still time for it to get plenty worse too

 

That's a top tier tweet

 

I was always partial to Kanye’s tweet about the water bottle on an airplane. I think about it at least once a week.

 

don't misgender my dog

 

Extra hour of sleep tonight

#winning

 

try having a baby

 

Already did sucker

 

I’m good.

 

Please keep this up throughout the trip lol

 

yeah tonight's gonna be fucked. she's been waking up early so it's looking like a pre-5 AM day, which shouldn't be allowed