2023-2024 NFL Season Thread • Page 1011

So In Swoos and CarpetElfs collective ass universe, do they have 4 cheeks or 2?

 

Dave we dont need to do that

 

protein shake, hard boiled eggs and coffee rip the toilet

 

I’m going with 3 cheeks

 

that's private

 

coward

 

bros gonna crack the base

 

I just had hard boiled eggs

 

Eggs really make you fart so much, it’s wild

 

hey it’s not my toilet

 

That sucks for mims, dude might not get any check for a year now.

 

You’re shitting on someone else’s toilet?

 

It’s really not weird to hate an already shitty human even more because he admits he puts in less work than most other players and gets away with it because he’s talented, which is why he continues to get paid millions while he continues to be a piece of shit

 

boss makes a dolla
i make a dime
thats why i poop on company time

 

Used to live nearby there, but have since moved back in with my parents in the Philly suburbs. Gonna start apartment hunting again soon

 

I am excited for Tyreek Hill to lose just a biiiiit of speed and have his career immediately fade into the night lol

 

San Antonio got expensive in a hurry. Tobin Hill is a cool neighborhood but not for the prices. I bet it floods like crazy when it rains too.

I'm about 95% sure we're leaving Texas next year.

 

fiddlehead record is sooo good

 

im about to dive in

 

Mims is cheeks.

What a useless player.

 

this

 

A buddy of mine was eating dinner last night in LA at a table next to Tim Robinson. That must be cool. Here in MA the only people I run into are random people from high school I [REDACTED]

Won't specify

 

donnie fucks