2022 NFL Mock Draft 1.0: BLIMP WE MISS YOU, COME HOME • Page 12

Nevermind! I'm an idiot! I thought this was like an accuracy counter.

 

Well fuck me then. He went so much faster here then nearly everywhere I’ve seen.

 

Giving up on Hunter Long already?

 

we legitimately have no idea about him because Flores refused to play him

he was inactive for like 75% of the games

 

stay away from McBride

draft another nickel corner

 

at this point I would kill for Igbo to become a backup nickel corner lmao

 

how did you mock draft yourself 3 kickers in a 5 year span

 

Elite players at every position, but our claim to fame is that we have the best damn third string kicker in the entire NFL

 

Easy - Butkers contract is up so I draft Rodrigo. And Evan McPherson has the largest set of genitals in all of sports so I draft him and trade Rodrigo.

 

listen — if anyone is going to give anything of note for Rodrigo Blankenship, send them my (read: Chris Ballard’s) way

 

@GreatBeardRecs

Good morning. Texans on the clock.

 

With the 37th pick the Houston Texans select CB Trent McDuffie, Washington

The Texans have a severe need at outside CB and McDuffie will immediately compete for a starting role. With a tenacious demeanor and ball skills to match, he should fit in nicely in Lovie Smith's defense predicated on causing turnovers.

 

@Night Channels jets

 

I've got back to back picks with Jets and Bears. Give me about 15 minutes.

 

The New York Jets select:

Daxton Hill - Defensive Back - Michigan



Swiss army knife defensive back with elite speed. Probably a true free safety in Saleh's scheme, but he the versatility to play nickel and some outside corner. The Jets are losing Marcus Maye. Safety is a significant need.

 

The Chicago Bears select:

Christian Watson - Wideout - North Dakota State



Unfairly labeled a deep threat, Watson did a lot of damage after the catch and on manufactured touches (reverses, screens, sweeps). He'll be a solid weapon.

 

@Texas Flood

Broncos up

 

god damnit lol that was my target at 50

 

The Denver Broncos select:

Nicholas Petit-Frere - OT - Ohio State

Its no secret Denver has had a revolving door of Tackles playing on the right side. Even though Nicholas played on the left side, he has the size and strength to play either side. If anything this is a depth pick, which Denver desperately needs.

 

This draft is really teaching me “don’t wait until the second for a WR” lol

 

@xkj1985x iggles up at #41

 

Still several good WRs left

 

I’ve really fallen in love with Metchie just because he already has built in chemistry with Mac but yeah I’m not totally screwed yet.

 

dont worry, the real draft will remind you how dumb teams are